several half-truths, and one blatant, unrepenting lie about my recent whereabouts

Apparently time does a thing that is much like flying. Seems like just yesterday I was sitting here in this chair, sipping on martinis, and pleasantly humming old show tunes while cranking out several high-quality blog posts an hour a mediocre blog post every week or two. But then! Then I got distracted! And blinked! … Continue reading several half-truths, and one blatant, unrepenting lie about my recent whereabouts